Monday, January 01, 2007

Caught my Attention, Made Me Laugh

Some resolutions of the rich & famous:

Aim before I fire. - Vice President Cheney

Wear underpants. - Singer Britney Spears

Never play football, or ride my motorcycle, without a helmet. - Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger

Play golf left-handed, to give others a chance. - Tiger Woods

Ignore Donald Trump. - Talk show hostess Rosie O'Donnell

Ignore Rosie O'Donnell. - Businessman/reality TV star Donald Trump

3 comments:

Greg said...

I think I'll ignore both Rosie O'Donnell AND Donald Trump this year. Wouldn't it be a better world if those two would spend less time bickering and more time using their status to help other people?!?!

Sharon said...

Greg,
YES. They're both overrated, in my opinion.
I found Dick Cheney's resolution to be the most comical. Good laugh!

Greg said...

LOL! Yeah, I thought Cheney's resolution was very funny. That was one of my favorite funny stories of 2006 (although I feel bad for Cheney's friend and I'm glad that he is doing well).