This is how my mind works:-We're in the kitchen & Patrick is talking to me about the benefits of a Mac.
Almost excitedly he says to me "did you know you can get Windows on the Mac?". To which I replied, "But can you get curtains?!". (I'm still cracking myself up over here)
-I'm driving with the kids to pick Patrick up from work.
Next to us at the red light is a nice, yellow convertible with an older man driving.
My first thought?
How great would it be if I sprayed my windshield washer fluid and watched him get wet
-Brennan still loves the Jolly Jumper. Out of old-school habit, often when he's in it I sing "jump around...jump up jump up & get down". So the other day Brennan is in his jumper, and Aidan is watching. I say to Brennan "jump!", and I hear Aidan follow with "jump up jump up & get down!".
-Because I think the below is funny:
7 comments:
ok, all funny, but the first one had me LAUGHING SO HARD!!!!
Because you used to tell this joke: "What did the Mama strawberry say to the baby strawberry?"
(A: "If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!" BAH DUM CHING!
This post could also be on my blog, titled, "Why Sharon is my friend"
:oD
"What did the Mama strawberry say to the baby strawberry?"
(A: "If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"
I forgot about that fabulous joke!
And don't forget this wonderful joke:
Q: What did the Mama tomato say to the baby tomato?....
Weeelllll??
That John comment was me (incognito)! He was signed into Google before I got on :o)
This kind of stuff cracks me up too!! So when you had your "bad" jokes not that long ago I had to share them with my entire family. Hee, hee.
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Smell Mop.
Smell Mop Who?
:-P
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